Why it's great to be a guy

1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2- Your last name stays put.
3- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
4- Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6- Your orgasms are real. Always.
7- Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone does not notice your new haircut.
9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10- Same work, more pay.
11- Wrinkles add character.
13- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
14- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
15- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
16- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
17- One mood, all the damn time.
18- The world is your urinal.
19- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20- You can open all your own jars.
21- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22- Your underwear is $10.00 for a three-pack.
23- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
25- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "he must be mad at me".
27- You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
28- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
29- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 25 minutes.
30- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.